There is way too much war and strife all over the globe. Who would argue with that? Syrian people are suffering terribly. India and Pakistan violently skirmish on and off. North and South Korea seem to be permanently irreconcilable. Sudan, Afghanistan, Iraq, Lebanon . . . I could go on and on.
As unlikely solutions go, blowing bubbles might head the list. Hear me out. What if every soldier in every army everywhere had to replace bullets with bubbles? All “shots” would immediately float gently upon the breeze. I would require that every bomb be fully defused by dropping it into a bubble bath. Landmines would definitely have to be dug up right away and replaced with soapy, soaky loofahs.
In every geopolitical hotspot, anywhere on the map, a complete lockdown on ammunition would be swiftly enforced. Bayonets? No. Bubbles? Yes.
My plan is to involve the United Nations, Jimmy Carter, the Dalai Lama, the Pope, the Chief Rabbi of Israel, Mother Teresa’s ghost, and a few major manufacturers of soap bubble solutions. Who is with me?
Got conflict? Bring on the bubbles!